Cute Talk

It's been a while since mommy last updated your website. Been very busy and lazy. Sorry, ok?

Lately, we have engaged in several conversation which I think is pretty interesting. So, before I forgot, I would like to jot it down. I think this will make us chuckle when we look back years later in the future.

Talk about life formation

One day, we saw a man carrying a newborn baby in his arm...

Wil : is his mummy just given birth him?

Mom : yes

Wil : why only his mummy can give birth him, and his daddy can't?

Mom : that's because only woman got a womb, man doesn't have one

Wil : why man doesn't have womb?

Mom : I don't know...it's just like this lah

Wil : Why so strange?

Mom : Aaa...

Wil : baby breaks out from an egg, then legs and hands grow out, then it gets bigger and bigger until mommy's tummy can't hold it, and have to give birth him.

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Talk about growing up

When you bugged me to carry you one day...

Mom : you are getting bigger and heavier..soon mommy can't carry you anymore lo

Wil : I still want you to carry me wo

Mom : but you are so heavy now

Wil : you are a grown up, I'm still a small boy mah

Mom : sigh...will you carry me back one day?

Wil : why?

Mom : because one day, you sure will grow bigger and taller than me

Wil : you must keep on eating many many foods lah, so you will grow bigger and taller too

Mom : it can't be lah, I have grown up already and can't grow any more

Wil : (mute)

Mom : so, will you carry me back one day?

Wil : (try to divert the conversation)

Mom : so, will you carry me or not?

Wil : ok, I will

Mom : you promise?

Wil : I promise.

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Talk about the insects that bite you

Seeing a scratch on your face...

Mom : what happen to your face?

Wil : mosquito bite me.

Mom : oh no, again?

Wil : yeah, all of them like to bite me.

Mom : who else?

Wil : mosquito lah, fly lah, cockroach lah, bee lah, beetle lah...they all like to bite me

Mom : oh, why they like to bite you?

Wil : because they feel happy lo

Mom : but why leh?

Wil : because they like to eat my fresh lo

Mom : oh, why?

Wil : because my fresh is very sweet lo

Mom : oh... is that so? What are you going to do then?

Wil : Emm...I will catch them, throw them to the sea, and let the shark eat them

Mom : WOW...(watch out, you bugs)

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Love Test

One fine evening, I exercise this silly love test on you again...

Mom : hey, do you want to go to Disneyland or Ocean Park?

Wil : I want to go to Disneyland.

Mom : why you don't want to go to Ocean Park?

Wil : because I like to go to Disneyland more lo.

Mom : emm...mommy want to go to Ocean Park wo..but daddy will go to Disneyland. You follow him ok?

Wil : no, I want to go to Ocean Park then.

Mom : thought you said you want to go to Disneyland?

Wil : that's ok, I want to go Ocean Park now.

Mom : aiya, daddy said he wants to go to Ocean Park, so I will go to Disneyland now. How about you follow daddy to Ocean Park?

Wil : no no, I want to go to Disneyland now.

Mom : do you like to go to school?

Wil : no

Mom : but I have to go to school wo.

Wil : ok, I want to go to school too.

Mom : why?

Wil : because I want to follow mommy lo

Mom : why leh?

Wil : because I like mommy lo

Mom : do you like daddy more or mommy more?

Wil : I like mommy more.

(YES YES. Mommy is happy now)

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