It's been a while since mommy last updated your website. Been very busy and lazy. Sorry, ok?
Lately, we have engaged in several conversation which I think is pretty interesting. So, before I forgot, I would like to jot it down. I think this will make us chuckle when we look back years later in the future.
Talk about life formation
One day, we saw a man carrying a newborn baby in his arm...
Wil : is his mummy just given birth him?
Mom : yes
Wil : why only his mummy can give birth him, and his daddy can't?
Mom : that's because only woman got a womb, man doesn't have one
Wil : why man doesn't have womb?
Mom : I don't know...it's just like this lah
Wil : Why so strange?
Mom : Aaa...
Wil : baby breaks out from an egg, then legs and hands grow out, then it gets bigger and bigger until mommy's tummy can't hold it, and have to give birth him.
Talk about growing up
When you bugged me to carry you one day...
Mom : you are getting bigger and heavier..soon mommy can't carry you anymore lo
Wil : I still want you to carry me wo
Mom : but you are so heavy now
Wil : you are a grown up, I'm still a small boy mah
Mom : sigh...will you carry me back one day?
Wil : why?
Mom : because one day, you sure will grow bigger and taller than me
Wil : you must keep on eating many many foods lah, so you will grow bigger and taller too
Mom : it can't be lah, I have grown up already and can't grow any more
Wil : (mute)
Mom : so, will you carry me back one day?
Wil : (try to divert the conversation)
Mom : so, will you carry me or not?
Wil : ok, I will
Mom : you promise?
Wil : I promise.
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Talk about the insects that bite you
Seeing a scratch on your face...
Mom : what happen to your face?
Wil : mosquito bite me.
Mom : oh no, again?
Wil : yeah, all of them like to bite me.
Mom : who else?
Wil : mosquito lah, fly lah, cockroach lah, bee lah, beetle lah...they all like to bite me
Mom : oh, why they like to bite you?
Wil : because they feel happy lo
Mom : but why leh?
Wil : because they like to eat my fresh lo
Mom : oh, why?
Wil : because my fresh is very sweet lo
Mom : oh... is that so? What are you going to do then?
Wil : Emm...I will catch them, throw them to the sea, and let the shark eat them
Mom : WOW...(watch out, you bugs)
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Love Test
One fine evening, I exercise this silly love test on you again...
Mom : hey, do you want to go to Disneyland or Ocean Park?
Wil : I want to go to Disneyland.
Mom : why you don't want to go to Ocean Park?
Wil : because I like to go to Disneyland more lo.
Mom : emm...mommy want to go to Ocean Park wo..but daddy will go to Disneyland. You follow him ok?
Wil : no, I want to go to Ocean Park then.
Mom : thought you said you want to go to Disneyland?
Wil : that's ok, I want to go Ocean Park now.
Mom : aiya, daddy said he wants to go to Ocean Park, so I will go to Disneyland now. How about you follow daddy to Ocean Park?
Wil : no no, I want to go to Disneyland now.
Mom : do you like to go to school?
Wil : no
Mom : but I have to go to school wo.
Wil : ok, I want to go to school too.
Mom : why?
Wil : because I want to follow mommy lo
Mom : why leh?
Wil : because I like mommy lo
Mom : do you like daddy more or mommy more?
Wil : I like mommy more.
(YES YES. Mommy is happy now)
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Joshua Chin (7 yr old)
Vincent Chin (6 yr old)
William Chin (3 yr old)
